ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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