he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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