chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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