Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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