I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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