11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
