I heard we made out
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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