Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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