I could have mohawked her pubes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize