I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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