how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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