oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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