K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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