Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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