Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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