i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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