he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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