is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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