what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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