just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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