if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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