Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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