sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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