All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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