hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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