talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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