i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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