nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
now i know why i became what i already was.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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