im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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