Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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