As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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