Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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