I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
