I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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