i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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