I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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