On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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