Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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