Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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