With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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