On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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