You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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