So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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