I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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