Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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