her vagine was all disorganized.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My breasts were aching with rage.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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