this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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