Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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