ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am spending my child support on dildos
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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