they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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