it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What a dumb baby whore.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
and you fell through a lawn chair
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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