I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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