All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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