summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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