You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
you made out with another girl for some wings
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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