If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I need water and some morals
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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